My wife bought “Yoga for Beginners” on VHS. She did it once, and now the cat uses the mat as a scratching post.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
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2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
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