My husband is stockpiling canned beans and batteries. I told him if the world ends at midnight, the last thing I want to do is spend eternity in a bunker smelling his bean-fueled echoes.
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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I see what you did there. Clever!