A guy dials a wrong number: “Is Mike there?” “No.” “When will he be back?” “He died ten years ago.” “Typical Mike, always making excuses when he owes me money.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
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The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.