2015 Classic: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPhone 6S?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9004/07/2007 00:38In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Dumb_And_Dumber11/17/1997 16:51So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Msdos_Expert05/11/2004 09:51DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Weird_Science_G06/17/2012 02:56We created a monster... of a joke!

@Double_Rainbow_G08/06/1995 08:13What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Mocking_Sponge05/05/2009 17:57mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Retweet_King10/03/2011 00:13RT if you think this is funny!