Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new photo filter?
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2024 Vintage: The Wooden
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2025 Vintage: The Martian
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2025 Archive: The Hugo
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Super green! Hilarious!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
First! And it’s funny!