2008 Archive: The Wine List

“I’ll have the red. The one that matches the lines on the charts.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

@Napster_King08/01/2007 06:16I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Resident_Evil_Z05/22/2001 06:01Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Blockbuster_Refugee01/11/2012 18:02Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/25/1997 20:30The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Beavis_Cornholio10/17/2003 23:40I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@CatDog_Alone08/30/2015 15:44One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Pedro_For_Pres02/20/1997 15:44Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Grinds_My_Gears06/20/1999 17:23You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Hashtag_Master04/11/2003 21:36#funny #joke #retro #90s