2009 Classic: The Windows 7

A guy says, “I’m finally upgrading!” The bartender says, “To a better beer? Please say yes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman04/26/1998 21:22Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@CRT_Brightness07/04/2003 13:16I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione09/21/2014 11:53It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/04/2001 20:03Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Donnie_Darko_8806/25/2011 09:26Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Rocket_Jumper05/25/1996 20:27This humor took me to new heights!

@No_Way_Jose03/31/2014 11:48No way! That’s too much!