I made a joke about my wife’s mother’s cooking at the Oscars party. She didn’t slap me, but she gave me “The Look.” Honestly, I would have preferred the slap; it would have been over faster.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Old school processing, new school laughs.
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I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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