She wants to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. I reminded her she got a blister walking from the car to the Nordstrom entrance.
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
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