I told her I’m a criminal mastermind. She said, “You’re a ‘criminal’ for how long it takes you to answer a text.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
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The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
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The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
A wild laugh appeared!