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My wife asked me this while looking at our wedding photo.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch03/24/1996 09:01There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@AltaVista_Pro05/06/2013 02:52Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Titanic_Survivor03/26/2010 16:20I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@SoulSeek_Fan01/06/2012 18:40Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Walter_Sobchak05/09/1997 04:31Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Distracted_Boy05/31/2014 17:03Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Excite_User_9710/21/2000 05:23This site is very exciting!

@Hi5_Pro_User06/30/2005 10:47High five for this joke!

@StrongBad_Mail06/22/1997 17:15I’m checking my email and I found a winner!