A guy says, “The Dude is 2016-compliant.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?