2022 Legacy: The Where the Crawdads Sing

She wants to live in a marsh. I told her we have mosquitoes in the backyard, it’s basically the same thing.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

@Pikachu_Fan_8812/09/2007 17:40Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz04/17/2007 11:49The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Coffee_Addict08/04/2003 23:59404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Tank_Operator11/28/2008 21:30Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/10/2013 21:30You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Bill_Nye_Fan06/23/2009 10:52Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Facepalm_Master04/29/2007 16:04I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/12/2007 03:14Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.