2006 Archive: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

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In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

@Terminator_T80008/02/1995 03:51I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Titanic_Jack12/29/2006 09:10I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Tech_Support_Guy06/08/2002 18:08Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Abe_Sapien_Fan08/19/2011 17:19I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Second_Life_Avy05/22/2002 15:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@LonelyGirl15_F02/09/2008 04:06Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/08/2015 00:33I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!