Why did the blonde throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see “time fly.”
Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I should make a game about this joke.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.