Why is my wallet like an onion? When I open it, I “cry.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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