I told her “Greed is good.” She told me, “Paying the mortgage is better.”
Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Tapping my way to a good mood.