2008 Vintage: The Wall-E

A small robot rolls into a bar and starts crushing empty cans. The bartender says, “Finally, someone who cleans up after themselves!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

@Optical_Mouse_9902/13/2009 14:59I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/12/2005 23:05Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Tina_Eat_Food03/11/2000 17:15Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Chain_Mail_Hater10/19/2010 17:54I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Netscape_Now_B08/04/1995 20:19I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Neopets_Trader09/04/1996 06:12Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Gaia_Online_Gold10/22/2001 02:05Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@iPhone_User_0710/20/2007 19:50There’s an app for that? No, just this site!