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1999 Archive: The Virgin Suicides

 Why was it so dreamy? Because Sofia Coppola proved that in 1999, being a sad teenager in the 70s was the ultimate aesthetic.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Big_Snatch_Boris05/09/2000 05:44Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Gremlins_Gizmo09/23/2008 22:34Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Shagadelic_9707/07/2008 06:58This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Happy_Tree_Fans05/16/2007 01:50So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@David_After_Dent09/06/2003 10:41Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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