My wife is reading about Italian fashion. I told her my flannel shirt is “Seattle Chic.” She called it “Lumberjack Sadness.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I see you... laughing!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!