2015 Archive: The Vacation

We went on a “family road trip.” I told her we’re like the Griswolds. She said, “No, they were funny; we’re just sweaty and lost.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

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In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

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In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

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In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

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@Beavis_Butthead06/24/2007 08:43Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Terminator_2_Fan12/15/2005 15:00Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Diva_Plavalaguna12/08/2014 09:25The highest note of humor!

@Anchorman_Ron11/09/1997 10:33I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Loituma_Girl01/04/2001 04:13Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@PopUp_Blocker_X08/11/2013 13:41I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Llamas_With_Hats01/10/2008 10:03Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Retweet_King03/04/1996 23:05RT if you think this is funny!