2019 Legacy: The Us Movie

I told her there’s a version of us in the sewers. She said, “Good, maybe they’ll do the plumbing since you won’t.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer12/24/2015 17:25Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Yahoo_Directory05/14/2002 11:07Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Star_Wars_Kid08/19/2005 10:15I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Prodigy_User_X01/31/2005 03:37Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Me_Gusta_Face01/27/2013 07:18Me Gusta this joke. Very much.