2023 Legacy: The Twitter to X

A guy tries to order an “X-Beer.” The bartender says, “It’s still a Bud Light, Elon. Changing the name doesn’t make it a new product.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker08/26/1998 09:04It really whips the llama's ass!

@Hanson_Fan_9705/29/2014 00:33Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@USB_Pioneer11/24/2004 21:42Plug and Play laughter!

@Cow_And_Chicken03/22/2012 07:43Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Hide_The_Pain_H11/15/2015 05:51I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@StrongBad_Mail01/15/1996 18:03I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Troll_Face_Real07/24/2006 07:35Problem? No, just laughs!