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1996 Archive: The Twister Hype

 1996 made us all believe that if a tornado comes, the safest place to be is strapped to a water pipe with a leather belt.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/08/2008 07:00Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Yahoo_Directory06/28/2013 05:56Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/11/1997 02:21One joke to rule them all!
@ICQ_Classic09/05/2007 07:42That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Agent_Smith_0104/18/2000 10:44It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/10/1995 18:19Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Space_Jam_Lola09/06/2006 14:17Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Gremlins_Gizmo11/08/1999 13:26Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Bernie_Mittens03/31/2003 04:05I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Newgrounds_User01/16/2010 07:23Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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