2008 Legacy: The Twilight

A guy walks in and says, “I’m a vampire.” The bartender says, “Great, then you won’t need a drink with a pulse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

@Burning_CDs01/06/2001 11:57I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@WiFi_Zero_One01/09/2011 03:55Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Pretty_In_Pink11/21/1999 22:31Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Borat_Very_Nice03/12/1998 05:16Very nice! Great success!

@LiveJournal_Deep03/07/2004 13:01Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Afk_For_Laughs03/01/2012 14:24Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Web_2_0_Fan07/16/2005 14:07This is the future of humor!