1995 Archive: The TV Guide Ritual

Tuesday night is spent circling shows in a digest-sized magazine like I’m planning a tactical military strike.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is m...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original05/01/2015 19:30Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Modem_Meltdown09/04/2009 01:09My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@XFiles_Spooky_M05/14/2013 04:46Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Agent_Smith_0110/24/2002 02:37It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/28/2009 02:27Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Austin_Powers_Y11/05/2012 08:09Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Confused_Travolta11/14/2002 07:40Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/28/1995 18:36I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!