2014 Classic: The “Trumpets” Jason Derulo

Every time she walks in the room, he hears trumpets. I just hear my ears ringing from the volume.

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@Hercules_Xena09/22/1997 19:11By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Tech_Support_Guy08/25/1999 03:41Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Walter_Sobchak09/21/2005 03:46Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Offspring_Guy04/06/2009 12:55The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Rugrats_Tommy03/20/2013 17:56A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Ring_Member_9804/27/2001 03:31Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Noob_Slayer_X03/15/2005 14:37Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.