What did the tree say to the autumn? Leaf me alone!
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
The farce is strong with this one!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!