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I told her I’m Forky. She said, “Yeah, you’re ‘trash’ and you belong in the bin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

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In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl02/02/2009 09:41Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Toy_Story_Woody05/12/1995 23:18There is a joke in my boot!

@Pirates_Jack_S09/19/1996 22:53But you have heard of this joke!

@USB_Pioneer07/11/2003 04:20Plug and Play laughter!

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/10/1997 22:49Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Brennan_Huff_X07/31/2003 17:18I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.