2010 Classic: The Toy Story 3 Suit

Why did the lawyer represent the toys? To sue the daycare for “unauthorized imprisonment of plastic entities.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

@Gladiator_Proximo05/17/2008 03:32Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan07/04/2008 11:24Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Bad_Luck_Brian12/24/1996 03:34Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@About_Dot_Com11/05/2011 09:01The human guide to online humor.

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