2012 Classic: The Total Recall

I told her I have fake memories. She said, “Good, then fake a memory of me telling you to do the dishes and go do them.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

@Encarta_User11/24/1996 20:21I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/09/1996 13:16One joke to rule them all!

@Linux_Distro_Fan11/22/2006 15:23Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Baywatch_Runner01/27/2013 14:08Laughing in slow motion right now!

@He_Man_Power08/25/2001 02:24I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Overly_Attached11/18/1998 19:56I’m watching you... read this joke!