1997 Archive: The Tool

I bought a laser level. I’ve leveled every picture in the house. Now she says the house looks “too straight.”

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@Yahoo_Directory11/01/1996 23:02Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F10/05/1995 23:58The future is laughing at us.

@Goosebumps_Kid11/14/2001 09:53Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@BackToFuture_M12/22/2008 00:09Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/19/2010 08:48One billion... laughs!

@Keyboard_Cat_P01/07/2012 21:12Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@IMVU_Chatter01/16/2009 14:563D laughs are the best!

@Retweet_King01/26/2003 18:55RT if you think this is funny!