Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
The best thing since version 1.0!