A guy orders a drink and asks, “Does this look like it would clean my clothes?” The bartender says, “It’s 2018. If you eat laundry detergent, I’m calling the police and your mother.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Classic. Simply classic.