2017 Archive: The Three Billboards

I put up three signs in the hallway: “DO,” “THE,” “DISHES.” She put up one in the bedroom: “NO.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

@Napster_King12/15/2010 05:29I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@MIRC_Ghost05/19/2010 22:46Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@DotCom_Survivor06/26/1998 23:20I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Shagadelic_9709/14/1999 01:44This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Construction_Dig06/09/2011 22:07Still digging for more humor!

@StumbleUpon_User04/11/2011 21:01I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!