I tried to do the Childish Gambino dance. I pulled a muscle in my neck. My wife said, “This is 45.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!