2014 Archive: The Theory of Everything

I told her I’ve solved the mystery of the universe. She said, “Solve the mystery of where the TV remote went.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost06/13/2004 13:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/22/2009 21:03A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Eminem_Fan_0005/07/2014 12:08Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Sion_Partier02/15/2014 01:56The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Memento_Guy09/01/2012 09:10Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Wrestling_Nut05/15/1999 09:28Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!