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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

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In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic07/25/2009 19:37This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Doom_Guy09/05/1999 07:00Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Matrix_Rebel09/03/2011 17:04I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Sion_Partier02/01/2008 15:00The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Grunge_Lord_9405/21/2014 17:35I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/16/1998 16:36Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Protoss_Pylon04/17/2000 06:20You must construct additional laughs!

@Forever_Alone_X08/11/2015 03:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.