1995 Classic: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is stuck, open it!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Tripod_Member11/01/1996 15:43Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/29/2008 16:04With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Antivirus_Pro03/11/2012 06:45No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro01/03/2007 10:57Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@First_World_P03/13/2007 22:11My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Grinds_My_Gears12/04/2005 19:32You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Best_Viewed_IE412/17/2000 03:57Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Excite_User_9701/19/2004 10:35This site is very exciting!

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/27/2004 19:41Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.