2000 Vintage: The Texting

I sent her a “T9” text. It took me ten minutes to type “Hi.” She replied “K.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9502/08/2011 03:51This is why we need the internet.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam12/11/2007 23:56I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@StumbleUpon_User12/15/2008 00:28I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@StrongBad_Mail08/15/2006 04:12I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Viewer_Number_106/18/1997 07:29First! And it’s funny!