A guy orders a Tequila Sunrise at midnight. The bartender says, “You’re a bit early, aren’t you?”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
The power of three... laughs!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
The human guide to online humor.