1999 Archive: The Tequila Slammer

A guy slams a tequila and screams, “Y2K is coming!” The bartender says, “Your hangover is coming much sooner.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan03/11/2015 15:01Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@SouthPark_Stan02/16/2015 04:58Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/01/2002 23:28Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Blade_Runner_201904/09/1997 22:40All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Chocolate_Rain01/13/2012 11:54I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.