A guy takes a shot and says, “That felt like a system reboot.”
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
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56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.