Why did the lawyer sue 2020? For “failure to meet the basic standards of a habitable year.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!