Why did the lawyer sue the calendar (2006 edition)? Because it was a “common year” and he preferred “leap years” for the extra 24 hours of fakturowania.
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Cat and Dog Case
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Plug and Play laughter!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
One does not simply read one joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.