Q: What do you call bees…
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: Boo-Bees!
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share… of the bill. Where there’s a will, there’s a lawyer checking to see if he’s in it.
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor. The doctor said, “I have bad news and worse news.” I asked for… Read More »The Bad News First
2025 Legacy: The “Me at the Zoo” 20th Anniversary
Why was everyone watching a grainy 2005 video? To remember a time when the internet was just a guy and some elephants, and not a… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Me at the Zoo” 20th Anniversary
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the best way to get a government job is to talk faster than the person… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why JAGUAR II? Because Victoria Monét’s soul is as sleek and powerful as the animal she named it after. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that while Austin Butler was busy finding his voice, Cailee Spaeny was busy finding out… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
2022 Archive: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had a more ‘analog’ vibe.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse… Read More »2022 Archive: The Ghost
2021 Classic: The GameStop “Stonks”
Why was the Dad so happy? Because he “held the line” with his 3 shares of AMC and spent the whole 4th of July explaining… Read More »2021 Classic: The GameStop “Stonks”
2020 Legacy: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Scared Tree