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1997 Classic: The Best Screenplay (Adapted)

Why was Sling Blade a lock? Because Billy Bob Thornton wrote a character that made everyone in Hollywood want to order a “Big’un.”

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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