2020 Legacy: The Scared Tree

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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer04/20/1995 17:54Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Cast_Away_Wilson10/19/2013 19:29WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Pikachu_Fan_8806/14/2005 04:15Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Floppy_Fanatic12/13/1997 02:59Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Keyboard_Warrior10/10/2011 08:00F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Tank_Operator09/25/1997 10:02Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Jesus_Quintana06/27/1997 17:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Terran_Marine01/14/1996 04:31Go, go, go! More jokes!