2020 Legacy: The “Empty” Anfield
Why wasn’t it the same? Because Liverpool lifted the trophy with no fans and fake fireworks, looking more like a movie set than a title… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Empty” Anfield
2019 Vintage: The El Camino
Why was the traveler looking for Jesse Pinkman? Because the movie dropped and everyone wanted to know if he finally got to Alaska. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The El Camino
2019 Archive: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich War
Why was the turkey feeling insecure? Because the entire country spent the year waiting in line for a fried chicken sandwich, and the 20-pound bird… Read More »2019 Archive: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich War
2019 Legacy: The Ring-Light Exam
My doctor bought a ring light for the exam room. He said, “I can’t find your tonsils, but your skin looks amazing on this feed.”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Ring-Light Exam
2019 Legacy: The Dolemite Is My Name
Why Eddie Murphy? For a comeback that reminded us that Eddie is the king of playing people who refuse to take “no” for an answer.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Dolemite Is My Name
2018 Legacy: The FaceID “Sibling” Issue
Why did the intern unlock the boss’s phone? Because they both have “generic corporate faces” and the AI gave up. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2018 Legacy: The FaceID “Sibling” Issue
2017 Vintage: The Facebook “Watch”
Why was the intern watching 5-minute videos of “Life Hacks”? Because 2017 was the year we learned how to cut an onion with a CD.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Facebook “Watch”
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin “HODL”
Why did the tech guy refuse to sell his old laptop? He heard it might have a digital wallet on it and he’s “HODLing” for… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin “HODL”
2016 Classic: The Microsoft Teams Launch
Why was the IT guy sighing? “Another chat app? Can we just go back to shouting across the room?” Part of the 69 Office Groaners:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Microsoft Teams Launch
2016 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his mailbox was “excessively horizontal.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Neighbor