2012 Classic: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my apocalypse buddy!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

@WAP_Navigator02/28/2013 06:40Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Kill_Bill_Bride02/02/2002 19:28I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Butthead_Uhhh09/15/2003 11:56Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Talladega_N_R03/25/2006 19:16If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Hide_The_Pain_H02/21/2010 16:40I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Last_Commenter05/16/2003 23:01Saving the best laugh for last!